Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
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