My dad told me a joke about boxing.

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What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

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What do you call a fly without wings?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What style of music weighs the most?

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How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?