Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do trees wear to the lake?
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