What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?