What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's E.T. short for?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?