What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What animals make the best students?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What school subject really rocks?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do trees try new things so often?