What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
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