What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
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