Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you give an angry rhino?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's a dog's favorite city?