Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do cows wear bells?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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