Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?