Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's the most determined bird?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
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