Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?