What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you call a short cow?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?