What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

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Which insect makes the best father?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?