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What Easter candy has tons of friends?

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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?