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How did the vampire start his letter?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

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Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are cats good at playing video games?