What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

How long will dinner be?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?