What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do cubes make great referees?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..