Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?