What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?