Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the cow afraid?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
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