What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Where does laundry go to college?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What animal likes to party the most?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?