Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
When should you start writing a book?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is sand so optimistic?
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