Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What fish loves to play in a band?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?