What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What's a frog's favorite sport?