Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?