What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How do you make a bandstand?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?