How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?