Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why do legumes gossip so much?