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What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do you get straight A's?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?