What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where was Noah born?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?