What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Can February March?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?