What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

How was the wedding?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?