How is life like toilet paper?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?