How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a pig thief?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?