What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which state has the best streets?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
When do mice play every day?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
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