What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?