What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

How do you get straight A's?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?