What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
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