What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do automobiles fly?
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