Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?