My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why are cause and effect so close?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What school subject really rocks?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?