Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?