Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is blue and not heavy?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?