Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?