Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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How do you wash a lamb?
Which big cat loves to drive?
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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
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