Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?