Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What sport do horses love to play?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
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