Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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