Why is summer always sad?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Where do polar bears vote?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?