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Why did spring break up with winter?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What animal should you never play poker with?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's a car's favorite TV show?