How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What food is a man's best friend?