Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?