Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?