Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call bears with no ears?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
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