Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
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What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
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