Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?