What did summer say to spring?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What words make the best athletes?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Which cats love to be petted?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?