What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Which state is the cleanest?