What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
When do flowers get their workout in?
When do astronauts eat?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
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