What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
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Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
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