How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is the loneliest cheese?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?