Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?