Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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