What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why is heaven always so tidy?