Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do little fish love to play with?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?