What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.