Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How do you talk to a giant?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What's the politest month?