Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How does dinner smell?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?