What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do stars celebrate in December?