Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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