What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why was the cat so small?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?