What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?