What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What type of cake never comes with frosting?