What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you make a bear really angry?
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