What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do you make a bear really angry?