What do you call a famous turtle?

Why do rhinos charge?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do math teachers eat?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?