Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the goal post get angry?