Why didn't the melons get married?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

How do amoebas make calls?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How do you organize a space party?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?