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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you call a small mom?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?