Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?