What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mare gain weight?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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