What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which state has the best streets?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
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