What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why did the mare gain weight?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?