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Cough-ee.
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How much money does a skunk have?
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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
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What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
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