Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?