How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?