Why did the body of water think so much?

Which plant has the best roar?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?