Where would you put an injured insect?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why do mice need oiling?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which family member is always relieved?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?