Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did summer catch autumn?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which animal will never go bald?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?