Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
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