What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?