What fish loves to play in a band?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?