Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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