Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Did you know about April 1st?

How do you make antifreeze?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did one plate say to the other?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do two skunks argue?

When should you start writing a book?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?