What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?