How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
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