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What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a dog in space?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?