Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?