What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?