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Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?