What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?