What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?