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Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How does a squid go into battle?