How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
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