How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the barber win the race?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?