Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What vehicle works the hardest?

How does a barber get to work?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?