What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do math teachers eat?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What is a table you can eat?