Which insect makes the best father?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

How do you arrest a pig?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?