How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the fish blush?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?