Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?