How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
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What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
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