Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why do mice need oiling?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?