What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How does a cow do math?

Families are like fudge.

What animal could Noah not trust?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?