How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
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